1. If there is a sewing machine in someone’s house, it means they are poor. There is always an unmarried sister or a sick mother in the house.
2. If a woman is walking alone in a white saree and there is fog around her, she is a ghost.
3. If a woman has green eyes, she is actually a snake.
4. If a rich girl and a poor boy meet, they will definitely fall in love and eventually get married. Or else, they will suicide.
5. Two people can’t just play snooker without anything significant happening. A cunning scheme has to be plotted, or an argument must take place, usually about ethics or morals. If a person pots a ball, he is usually the winner of the argument. Or he is the one who comes up with the cunning plan.
6. If you see the feet of a little boy who is running in the first scene, he is going to grow up soon. And he usually runs to Bombay, or any other city to earn his living. And soon after that, he becomes filthy rich.
7. If someone has a drink, their speech becomes slurred and boisterous. They drive dangerously or end up getting beaten up. No one in a movie can have a drink without getting absolutely plastered. Even a sip of diluted breezer is enough to reduce the heroine to an incoherent burbling mess at a party where she would subsequently become an embarrassment to her father or husband, who would then give her mute, constipated looks of anger as she is singing in a slutty voice, usually with the cleavage showing. There is no other way a woman can have a drink
8. No one dies or gets hospitalized during a song. They show hero or heroin slightly drifting towards the sky showing all kinds of feelings and suddenly they land up near the opposite sex.
9. If a girl and a boy sing a song at the age of 5 and suppose they get separated, they will remember that tune until they turn 25. And their destiny is always scripted. That girl will definitely meet that boy and fall in love or get married.
10. If it rains when two people are walking, there is no way they cannot fall in love with each other.
11. There are no traffic signals in car chases. No one runs out of fuel.
12. Right after the hero rescues a girl after a rape attempt, he will either make her his girlfriend or his sister - depends on how hot she is.
13. Always, first hero falls for the trap of villain. He get beaten up and still he manages to kick some 20 butts. But the villains get enervated by just a single punch.
14. No matter how the twist in the story is, heroin always gets kidnapped by the villains. They use her as trump card, so that hero comes for the rescue.
15. 10 people shoot the hero, but still he manages to escape the raining of bullets. But the hero shoots only one bullet to each villain and bang!! He is a dead person..
Can you think of some more clichés? If so, write it in the comment box. This post is meant for educational and humor purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
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